Thursday, May 27, 2010

80's roller rink songs?

Hello everyone!

I'm new to this blog, be gentle with my first post.

Anyhow, I was just making a mix CD for my sister of the 20 greatest roller rink songs from our 80s youth and here's my playlist:

1. I love Rock-n-Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8)
2. Steppin' Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrEPapTtMM)
3. Photograph (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs)
4. No one like you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cc39bU4GZ0&feature=related)
5. The Stroke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg)
6. Hurts so good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ)
7. Don't stop believing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM)
8. Jessie's Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo)
9. Pac Man fever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI)
10. Waiting for a girl like you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfHKyfrx2zA)
11. We got the beat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_2kKujDsc)
12. Private eyes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw)
13. Freeze frame (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60)
14. Hungry like the wolf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJRCE6e2xIg)
15. Hit me with your best shot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JRgHol94Xc)
16. All out of love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdZEumNRmI)
17. You should hear how she talks about you
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_MZo88gzrA)
18. Another bites the dust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)
19. Shake it up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq-yoorI7lo)
20. and of course...the Hokey Pokey! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlMvUS-8PvU)


I did a little internet research before I began to make sure I wouldn't miss any gems and the abundance of hip hop/electro in the example playlist I found online surprised me.
I grew up in Salem and my roller rink experiences occurred there (and Eugene) from like 1980-83, so they played more rock and top 40, then underground electro/hip hop such as "Get down on it", "Set it off", "IOU", "Clear" and "Don't stop the rock"

I'm sure I left off a ton of classic roller skating tunes, so what are your 80s roller rink memories and experiences, incl songs?

BTW, check out this rad ole skool roller skating vid from CHIPS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6hAY81u-c

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Top 5 80's MST3K Movies

Pretty specific list, but the 80's movies that were riffed on by the Mike and the bots were some of the best, possibly because of there were just more possibilities for awfulness. For example, the crappy early computer animation and special effects and garish colors and fashion that defined the decade.

5. Hobgoblins(1988)
This is a pathetic attempt by director/writer/trainwreck Rick Sloane at a "USA Up All Night" style teen sex farce, but with cheap faux Gremlins that make your fantasies come true. Unlike some other movie choices which are just fun and campy, Hobgoblins is such an insult to your intelligence you may end up really hating it. The epitome of this is when our wimpy hero goes at it with his military buddy in a slow motion yard tool fight to prove his manliness to his girlfriend. When he loses, she is shamed, and we're supposed to root for him to prove himself to her. It's one of the more cathartic episodes when Sloane and the movie get ripped apart.

4. Devil Fish (1984)
An Italian movie set in America that really doesn't fool anyone. The plot, courtesy of imdb.com: "A marine biologist, a dolphin trainer, a research scientist, and a local sheriff try to hunt down a large sea monster, a shark/octopus hybrid, that is devouring swimmers and fishermen off a south Florida coast." A ripped electrician/boozey scientist rivalry, mobbed up doctors, and skinny women as the objects of affection once again allow for some hilarious riffing.

3. Overdrawn At the Memory Bank (1983)
A long-winded title for a ridiculous film, this sci-fi comedy(?) made for PBS starring Raul Julia is a disaster. Julia stars as Fingal, an everyman working at a boring future office job who escapes by watching movies, especially Casablanca ("Never show a good movie inside your crappy movie!"). His superiors make him turn into a monkey for his vacation in this crazy distopia, all the while his everyday reality is slowly turning into...wait for it...Casablanca! There's a bad Peter Lorre impersonator, Julia does a better Humphrey Bogart, and it's all pretty fun.

2. Space Mutiny (1988)
Ah, Space Mutiny, it doesn't get much better than this. It's probably the crappiest sci-fi film of the decade, with is "graphics by Kenner," Star Wars cheapo rip-off spaceships, space witches, John Phillip "Pygar" Law as the cackling villain, 20mph chase scenes, football jock protagonist, and scanty workout-suit wearing love interest who is at least fifteen years older than her character. There's too much good stuff to list, though, just see it.

1. The Final Sacrifice (1990)
Yeah, I know this movie was released in 1990, but it must've taken them years to make a movie this epic in scope. We're talking about chunky drifter Zap Rowsdower and dorky but lovable teen Troy McGreggor fighting an evil cult in southwestern Alberta! A lost city and the vampirish cult leader Satoris and grizzled prospectors don't just get filmed overnight. And it's the best episode of MST3K. Period. Bold statement, I know, but take a look at this preview thing. BTW, thanks to all the youtubers for putting these together.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Buggles Killed the Wannabe Star: Bruce Woolley and the Camera Club






I was pretty damn pleased with myself with the find I had yesterday at the new Ninety-Nine Cent Records here in Portland (on NE MLK near Fremont, check 'em out). The unearthing of the self-titled debut of Bruce Woolley and the Camera Club on vinyl amazed me and perplexed the owner of the shop. I had seen videos of performances on TV shows of the day (circa 1979), but had seen very little information on them otherwise and was surprised to see that they had a full-length, let alone in my hand. You see, this long-winded and poorly marketed little group is more famous for the talent that it suppressed and was later released into the world. The most well-known outburst occurred when Woolley collaborators Trevor Horn and Geoffrey Downes released a new, immaculately produced version and video of an album track "Video Killed the Radio Star."

Yes, Woolley had something to do with writing this song (he has a 50% songwriting copywrite), but it didn't help the group to slap his clumsy name and bland good looks on the record cover. As the leader of the group, it might have done him some good to keep his ego in check, especially when your keyboardist is one of the great producers of the synth-pop era, Thomas Dolby. Let alone the fact you've got Horn at your disposal, the guy who would go on to produce Yes's "Owner of a Lonely Heart" and the Art of Noise, to name a few. Instead, we've got a few good songs, the best being "Video" and the other future Buggles classic "Clean Clean," played and produced in a pretty unimaginative way. Woolley's vocals are a little hammy and unmemorable. To Woolley's credit, his "English Garden" is pretty solid songwriting.

But all the talent that is wasted here is a bit frustrating. Dolby's sole co-songwriting credit goes to a short instrumental "W.W.9." Just two years later in 1981 he released the genius single "Europa and the Pirate Twins" and in 1980 The Buggles released the classic "Age of Plastic" album. Woolley's stayed fairly active in the music scene, including playing and singing on tracks of his former bandmates' albums. But it was truly a revenge of the nerds as the bookish Horn, Downes, and Dolby would become the superstars that Woolley dreamed of becoming.

All that been said, the album is totally worth check out and electicsynthetic.blogspot.com was kind enough to upload it here.




Monday, March 15, 2010

Mother Obsesso

I've been a bit obsessed with the Mother series since I started playing Earthbound (Mother 2) for Super NES on Christmas last year. So quirky, so offbeat, it's the perfect antidote for the "dungeons 'n' dragons" rpg nerdiness that turned me off of the genre (although it's ironically turned me into a nerd now). What really has captivated me with the series, though, has been the music, which is about as weird as video game music gets. But since this is an 80's blog, let's talk about Mother (Earthbound Zero).

While Earthbound barely made a ripple in the states, not even helped by excessive packaging and promos, Mother was a blockbuster in Japan. So much so that they released an official soundtrack with real musicians and vocalists providing a J-pop-esque production of the songs. This included eight songs with original lyrics written for the OST including one with a full children's choir. Needless to say, this was an unheard of feat for a video game released in 1989. I've included my favorite track, a pop song of unrivaled weirdness (except in Japan) with a person named Jermy Budd singing in an unearthly falsetto for the entire duration.

Mother was never officially released in the US, though English translation hacks can be found for emulators (hint). Ditto for Mother 3, which was released for Gameboy Advance in Japan and had an English fan translation created as a patch for the emulator rom. To get a scope of the epic-ness of Mother's release in Japan, check out the promo commercial, which reminds me of Microsoft's "1984." To learn much more about the Mother series and its obsessed fans, visit Starman.net.






Friday, March 5, 2010

Legend Soundtrack Debacle

People who write these sort of blogs wonder about the movie Legend (1985) and why there exists two soundtracks, one by Tangerine Dream and one by Jerry Goldsmith. Curiosity has gotten the best of me and I've uncovered the truth with the help of Wikipedia. Turns out, on the release of the film there were two versions of the film: The first was a 94 minute version (cut down from close to two hours) with the Goldsmith soundtrack that was released in Europe that originally had an alternative ending.

In the US, we got the Tangerine Dream soundtrack in an 89 minute version (guess American attention span was about five minutes shorter in the '80s). Apparently "test audiences complained about Jerry Goldsmith's score and of how teenage audiences might accept the film." I'd have to admit that teenage me would have definitely preferred the Tangerine Dream because of its lush layers of romantic synths and epic scope. This soundtrack really came to reflect the fantasy genre, whereas Goldsmith really shines at jarring, rhythmic sci-fi and drama as in Planet of the Apes, The Omen, and Alien. Legend needed very strong soaring and dreamlike sequences that Tangerine Dream delivered in such pieces as "Unicorn Theme" and the music to Jon Anderson's vocal turn "Loved By the Sun."

The Goldsmith score was eventually used in the DVD release of Ridley Scott's director's cut (he really loves him some director's cuts, doesn't he?), so the original US soundtrack is harder to find. It's worth searching out for though, especially with a pretty good Bryan Ferry number "Is Your Love Strong Enough" featuring Pink Floyd's David Gimour on guitar.



Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Name's Bowser...

One of the most bizarre in a long line of weird locally made kids shows, "King Koopa's Kool Kartoons was a local, live-action children's television show broadcast in Southern California during the holiday season of 1989/90. The show starred King Koopa (also known as Bowser), the central arch-villain from Mario video game series. The 30-minute program was originally broadcast during the after-school afternoon time-slots on Los Angeles-based KTTV Fox 11"(Youtube.com) Man, I would love to see a full episode of this show, but we do have the intro and a short clip where some lucky youngster gets the most bad-ass NES accessory of them all.





Monday, March 1, 2010

More proof that De-evolution in real!

First the dreadful Devo 2.0, now this! It shows these young spuds are learning the important sound of things falling apart. Duty Now!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Manhunter Soundtrack Rules!

Just watched Michael Mann's "Manhunter" for the first time the other day, an 80's prequel to "Silence of the Lambs" based on "Red Dragon" by Thomas Harris. While the ending is not faithful to the book (they have to skip over some pesky character development for a more action-packed climax), it works well as a film, especially due to the soundtrack. There is some great synth underscoring courtesy of Michael Rubini and the group Reds, but the real find here is a couple of great mood songs: Shriekback's "Evaporation" is absolutely gorgeous in its backdrop to hero Will Graham's search of a victim's home and Prime Movers' "Strong As I Am" is an intense rush that perfectly accompanies killer Francis Dolarhyde's rage at seeing his would-be girlfriend with another man. I'd highly recommend finding a copy of the soundtrack, which was popular at the time of its release in 1986, but has since become more rare. Check out both songs as used in the film:





Saturday, February 27, 2010

Best Alphaville Video...

and it doesn't start with "Forever Young..." The winner is "Sounds Like a Melody," which features the trippy effect of roller-skaters painted to look like they're dancing with themselves. Don't understand? You will soon:





Coming in close second (if you like surrealistic nightmares), is "Big in Japan," which I had to link from an Italian website because people on Youtube fucked up the original with a link to a Green Day video. Morons.

Visage rocks The Tube

Synths, fog, drum machine, a bad-ass lead singer in black shades, and a hot chick back-up singer. This is what live music is all about! 2010 needs to catch up, for serious.